when the waiter approaches your table with your food
if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with