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Reblogged from greetings
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
Reblogged from jake-from-state-farm
when you’re IMing with daddy and he says he wont be home in time for cummies
what does this even mean
when you are using an instant messaging service to communicate with your BDSM partner and he says he wont be finished with his shift in time to give you sexual gratification
Reblogged from consultingcenturion
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
THE LEG KILLED ME
falling with style
i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach
the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier